bastard

bastard
1. (bastard) (2373↑, 503↓)
One born without married parents.

Ben is a bastard.

2. (bastard) (1873↑, 363↓)
• child without married parents • One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating • The killer of [kenny] • A 70's band which changed thier name to [Motörhead] and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

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3. (Bastard) (842↑, 264↓)
1. A way to insult another person in a vulgar way. 2. A child born without wed parents.

1. You rotten bastard\! 2. Yeh, that's just some poor bastard kid there.

4. (bastard) (700↑, 327↓)
1. an illegitimate child 2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.

damn bastards

5. (Bastard) (451↑, 206↓)
One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.

Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down. Me: Which ones are the bastards? Grandpa: All of them.

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6. (bastard) (323↑, 145↓)
a small town in Norway

i live in Bastard, Norway. Fine place

7. (bastard) (275↑, 175↓)
1) A fatherless child 2) ([Strine]) Term of friendship

2) Hey, Bruce, ya bastard, let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie\!

8. (bastard) (76↑, 22↓)
level four of sentence enhancers 1=hell 2=damn 3=ass 4=bastard 5=bitch 6=shit 7=fuck 8=The Finger * using two means adding.
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9. (bastard) (98↑, 52↓)
A derogatory term used when a person was born with parents who aren't married.

Poor bastard. His parents still aren't married.

Author: Sydney Bristow http://bastard.urbanup.com/568437
10. (bastard) (72↑, 32↓)
1. A child born out of wedlock. 2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin. 3. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

You bastard

11. (bastard) (43↑, 11↓)
australian, n, 1) illegitimate; mean; 2)endearing term to a person ( usually a male )

"Gday ya old bastard"\! ( friendly greeting ) " He's a mean old bastard" \! (unpleasant greeting) " Im happy as a bastard on Fathers Day" \! ( extremely pleased colloq )

12. (bastard) (41↑, 15↓)
1:A descriminatory word for someone you don't like, usually a male 2:old slang for A child who hasn't got married parents.

Robert was a bastard both ways 1. he was annoying 2.his parents werent married.

13. (bastard) (26↑, 7↓)
Originally non-offensive - most use being proffesional in the medical career - meaning born to parents who are either not together or un-married. Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.

"You trod on my foot you bastard\!"

14. (Bastard) (30↑, 15↓)
A superior sub-race of human beings who are born into this world though illigitimate means. This ultimately gives them superpowers. e.g. The power to be very cool, the power to kick-ass. Scientists have predicted that the number of bastards will increase dramatically in the future and their eventual taking-over-the-world and non-bastard holocaust will occur by year 2075.

Victor and Samantha are such sexy bastards.

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15. (bastard) (55↑, 40↓)
crazzy ol fuck without a father

that ol man is some bastard\!

16. (Bastard) (21↑, 10↓)
Derogatory for a willfully problematic person not only intent on not helping anyone but himself, but doing things to hinder others. The true bastard is one to twelve steps lower than an [asshole], because nobody needs a bastard. Assholes are needed to let shit out. Bastards push you into shit for their own amusement.

1- What kind of bastard takes the bolts off a port-a-john? 2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.

17. (Bastard) (36↑, 26↓)
Where's my daddy?

1. That stupid bastard\! 2. Oh my god, they killed kenny, you bastard\! 3. My ho's baby daddy is a bastard.

18. (bastard) (25↑, 15↓)
whatever the dude from South Park says when Kenny dies (You killed Kenny, You Bastard\!\!\!)

Da Train and Da Goldfish

19. (bastard) (25↑, 16↓)
these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.

that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents

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20. (bastard) (32↑, 23↓)
the by-product of two thoughtless folks knocking boots to get off \!\!

"Damn Jerome, you done got me pregnant, and now I got my own lil Bastard"

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21. (Bastard) (13↑, 6↓)
an aggresive word that people use towards one another when angry or up set in my eyes, most men are bastards\!

"he cheated on me, the bastard"

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22. (bastard) (10↑, 5↓)
n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good. antonym: dreamer

Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004) Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.

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23. (bastard) (15↑, 11↓)
a real ass hole or someone without married parents

Josh is a bastard

24. (Bastard) (2↑, 0↓)
A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.

"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.

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25. (Bastard) (3↑, 1↓)
A person who gets anything he wants without even trying.

" thats guy got a free car, what a bastard \!"

26. (bastard) (1↑, 0↓)
An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.

He ran like a [bastard] It's blowing 40 [bastards] It's a [bastard] of a day

27. (Bastard) (3↑, 2↓)
Part of one the most famous lines from South Park. "Oh my God, they killed Kenny\!" "You bastards\!" Yes, bastards are the type of people who have no married parents and who also kill the same child repeatedly.

Or... "George Bush was a bastard."

28. (bastard) (4↑, 3↓)
a person who gets Fridays off when his friends don't

Oh yah, it's Thursday... that means you have today off eh? You bastard\!

29. (Bastard) (8↑, 7↓)
1) A person born with parents out of marriage 2)A person born without a father 3)A person without a father 4)A person that is irritating or annoying

blah blah blah blah Hey stop that noise you bastard\!

30. (bastard) (4↑, 3↓)
Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.

1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard\!" 2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."

31. (bastard) (9↑, 8↓)
Antonym - marital spawn.

Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.

32. (Bastard) (0↑, 0↓)
Feminine: A girl who is very horny for penis, drinks alcohol on a regular basis, takes taxis in order to get to places, and sleeps at your house, unwanted. You may often find these "Bastards" in groups. They are very compatible with each other. Some common attributes include having the need to place their lips on Gabe Gerhausers penis. And/Or being an illegitimate child. Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.

Feminine: "Oh the other girls cant come? Well I'm really horny so I guess we'll just invite the bastards." Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck\! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark\!"

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33. (Bastard) (0↑, 0↓)
A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth. Not before creation, just before birth.

At least my parents were married when I was born\! Your such a bastard\! Shut up\! It's not my fault\!

Author: Boo You Whore\! http://bastard.urbanup.com/5497775
34. (bastard) (2↑, 2↓)
[one of many] options checked for use in heavy industry, the bastard is the medium to heavy humble servent to the masterkraftsman of the shop floor. [known and renowned] for [takes the edge off] of unagreeable finish,[mark you] watch that bastard shunt.

hail bastard, fucking hail\!

35. (bastard) (18↑, 18↓)
a person who has no contact with their biological father.

Ben is a bastard who doesn't know his father.

36. (bastard) (12↑, 12↓)
In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.

Before: You fucking imbecile. After: You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.

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37. (bastard) (7↑, 7↓)
It is a strong word. Meaning somone is very out of order. Or it\\'s original meaning a name for a child born out of wedlock
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38. (bastard) (4↑, 5↓)
a child born out of wedlock this term is often used as an insult

Stacies son was born when she was not married that means hes a bastard

39. (bastard) (0↑, 2↓)
If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned [mate].

"You old bastard, hahaha\!" "Uh, yes, thank you."

40. (bastard) (3↑, 5↓)
1. Someone who is born to unwed parents 2. (UK) A male who hits women 3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone

1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard" 2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep" 3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"

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41. (bastard) (4↑, 6↓)
1.A person born to unmarried parents 2.One who aggravates

1. Blayze is a bastard 2. Shut up bastard\!

42. (bastard) (10↑, 12↓)
son of a king who can't be a prince

u gonna pay for this,u bastard\!

43. (bastard) (6↑, 8↓)
Someone who was born without married parents.

You're a bastard.

44. (Bastard) (3↑, 6↓)
From Stalin-era Russia, an affectionate term similar to 'comrade', a pro-communist term of endearment.

"Have some of my vodka, you cheeky bastard\!"

45. (bastard) (2↑, 5↓)
1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to [bitch], meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother. 2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck\!", only used with another word.

1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard. 2a. That test was bastard hard. 2b. Wow\! That car was bastard fast\!

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46. (Bastard) (9↑, 12↓)
An anime. One that I find to be quite interesting, and entertaining.

Go check out Bastard, it isn't the best, but it'll have you quite pleased\!

47. (Bastard) (10↑, 14↓)
A child with no father

Evan is a [cunt] bastard mother [fucker]

48. (bastard) (5↑, 10↓)
A child born out of wedlock
49. (bastard) (6↑, 12↓)
One with no parents, or, just an insult or cuss.

That stupid bastard\!\!

50. (bastard) (5↑, 11↓)
As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,

i.e. Bastard Spoon Bastard Octopi Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi

51. (Bastard) (11↑, 18↓)
1.Child born out of wedlock. 2.A word used to verbally abuse a person. 3.A bastard is you.

Hey that one dewd said you stole my chicken nuggets, "What that fucken bastard". Run you little bastard run\!\! Fuckyou you fucken bastard *Punches*

52. (BAStard) (9↑, 17↓)
An extremly retarded attendee of the Brisbane Anime Society. The kind of person who's life revolves around anime and little else. Bastards may: Dance like idiots, dress up like characters from anime, wear cat ears and be really iritating.

Those bastards are dancing like fagots to the intro to Get Backers.

53. (bastard) (7↑, 15↓)
1) Fish excrement. 2) An insult. 3) Somebody born without a father.

1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard." 2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard." 3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."

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54. (Bastard) (5↑, 14↓)
child with unwed parents who make sweet loving without the idea of making a child, the child is often unwanted and throw in a trash can in the hood

wesley is a bastard because he ironically was the ring bearer at his own parents wedding. thats some drawin shit

55. (Bastard) (12↑, 23↓)
affectionate office term for "Drew"
56. (bastard) (9↑, 34↓)
a pile of sticks
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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